Lethal Ninja (2006)

Lethal Ninja 2006 / 战神再现 2006 / Chung Gik Yan Je , The Wild Ninja , Return of the God of Battle , 終極忍者 , 戰神再現

Lethal Ninja gets off to a rollicking start with some mysterious business types making an unknown getaway by car. After someone delivers the immortal line, ‟Tell them to stop the ninjas,‟ it becomes silly action central. A bunch of ninjas appear, chasing the car on foot, and using whatever nifty ninja tricks they have to prevent the getaway. Things go bad, the ninjas prevail and a Dr. Kikuchi gets beheaded. Kikuchi's noggin gets taken to evil bastard Mr. Brian, who applies blatantly fantastic computer technology to steal secrets from Kikuchi's brain. Brian strip-mines Kikuchi's brain to find the key to opening a special red box that contains the secret of ‟Jinrui,‟ a MacGuffin said to cure any disease, including all manner of STDs and even the common cold. Mr. Brian wants to use the cure to make a fortune, and with a bunch of ninjas at his side, success must be in the offing.